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Tucker sleeps again

Sketch a day - Day 302/365

What can I tell you about Tucker sleeping that I have not already told you? I guess I can tell you about his penis. Which is not quite what I was expecting to write about this evening. But it says everything about how unprepared I was to be a dog owner, that I had no idea that male dogs have a penis that is kind of attached to their stomach! But I didn't realise this before picking him up for the first time.

I realise how ridiculous this sounds. But when I was small, I only ever had female dogs in our family. And somehow it just had never crossed my mind that a male dog would have a penis that just hangs around all the time. It was a surprise. But if you are gunna be friends with Tucker, you have to know this. He loves his penis. He has dedicated penis time every day. And when he sleeps, he let's the whole world know it's there. I find it very sweet and endering and even a bit inspiring now. If you want to learn how to love your body than hanging out with Tucker is a good place to start. He has no doubt that his penis is the best penis in the world. I also had no idea that when we trim his fur we would also have to trim his penis hair. What?! People don't explain this shit when you are thinking of getting a puppy! Be yeah. Dogs bring many surprises. Be prepared.

Anyway, here we are. I never thought I would end up writing a blog post about my dog’s penis, but that’s what I have for you today.

You are welcome.

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Emma Adams